Terms of Use - ARF - The American Redneck Federation
PRIVACY POLICY: This here web site is entirely and only fer the purposes of entertainin', and has no association or affiliation with any known business, organization or association. Yer name and other information is held fer the single and sole purpose of providing you with the option to reprint yer custom downloadable certificate at yer convenience, and fer the entertainment purpose of our list of rednecks, the "Holler of Fame". We do not ever intend to now, nor in the future, use personal information fer any purpose at all. You will not be contacted by this site excepting fer yer receipt of recovery download link after purchase. In other words, we have no ulterior motives at all, we're only offering a non-legal certificate fer entainment perposes only.
IMPORTANT: This web site and domain (www.redneckcertificate.com) is intended fer entertainment purposes only, and may contain infermation that some of y'all may take too serious like. Y'all keep in min' that this is fer fun only, an' aint no serious side to anythin' on here at all. If you are or you are not a redneck, or you have no known funny bone or sense of amusement, use of this web site is undertaken at yer own risk (either explicitly or implicitly) and constitutes a personal choice solely and entirely yer own responsibility. What we're sayin' here, basically, is that this is all a joke 'n y'all best not take it to heart, y'hear?
Unless the word redneckized, redneckology or redneckry has been used in its correct context somewhere other than in this 'ere warning, it does not have any legal standing nor any grammatical function whatsover, and may be entirely ignored.
Any promises, construed contracts, suggestions, ideas, thoughts, statements or communication herein, in any form, in any language are absolutely meaningless and have no basis whatsoever in anything y'all can imagine. In other words, nothing on this site is our responsibility at all. "ARF", "Reckneckology Online Certification System", and "American Redneck Federation" are entirely fictitious phrases an' organizations, with no legal standing at all. Should you find that as a result of yer experience with this web site that you find yerself believing that anything at all on this site is factual, we suggest that y'all go find a cheap jug of 'shine an' ferget anything y'all mighta seen here.
By purchasing and/or downloading the graphic representation of a certificate from us, y'all are agreeing to nothing, and neither is we or anyone associated with this domain and web site. The certificate is meant fer entertainin' purposes only, and provides nobody with any kind of legal authority, rights, or entitlements of any kind whatsoever at any time ever. We aint takin' no responsibility whatsoever fer anything with this site or any association that might take place at any time, ever.
Using this site and any or all derivatives of this site in any way cannot, should not, and may not be construed as an association with anyone or anything named or hinted at, explicitly or implicitly, in any way, anywhere on the site or near the site, or even offline in relation to this site. In short, even if we say it on here, we aint got any affiliations or kinships within any other organization.
If you find this text to be too small to read, does not fully explain our Terms of Use, or doesn't make sense in any way, shape or form, we suggest that y'all move to Atlanta, stick around fer a couple of months, then read this here stuff agin. We reckon y'all will figure it out then, or ya jest flat out aint gonna care no more.
