Welcome to the American Redneck Federation

Do y'all know someone who's a redneck? Or is maybe you yerself a redneck? Then we reckin that y'all is in the right spot if yer a readin' this. And iffin y'all is, or iffin they is, then aint it time for y'all to git yerself a little attention fer it? We figure so. That's why we want y'all to join the ARF, a longstandin' and historical group that represents rednecks the world over. In a nutshell, we is a group that is a wantin' to promote true redneckology, and we figure y'all needs to get yerself certified into the ARF so's we all can be proud of our heritage. By joinin' the ARF, you aint no more jest a regular ol' redneck, you is gonna be a Certified Redneck, and as so, you is gonna be licensed to help promote Redneckology to the masses.

Yer request for gettin' signed up will git looked over by our Board of Redneck Trustees, an' I tell ya what, them boys is fast. In fact they'll git ya certified quicker then Leroy Jones could run when ol' man Napthan caught him with'n his daughter DaisyFlo in the 'shine shack, but that's another tale in itself. Then, fer a small registration 'n processin' fee, you'll git yer certification an' be able to download a ready-to-print, 8" x 10" diploma, ready to frame. All for only $5.00 USD! Mercy, that's a whole heckuva lot cheaper then tailgatin' at a NASCAR race, and lasts a helluva lot longer, too. Y'all can certify yerself, or certify someone ya'll know or is kin to.

  • Become a Licensed Certified Redneck (LCR)!
  • Receive a full color, ready-to-print, frameable 8" x 10" certificate of stature
  • Your certificate is personalized with your chosen Licensed Certified Redneck's name
  • Place your name in the worldwide Holler of Fame registry
  • Be admired by your friends and kinfolk.

So, to git yer professional credentials, jest click the "Register" link below. Fill out the form and you'll git a preview of your certificate. Make any changes, if ya want, then continue. When you figure y'all got it the way you are wantin' it, click the PayPal® or Google Checkout® button to make your payment. Sorry, we aint takin' no coon skins or live chickens as payment fer doing this. When y'all git done with yer buyin over yonder, you'll come back to our download page, an' then you can download your certificate.

If y'all are ready to become a Licensed Certified Redneck, then git over yonder and Register.